Of course he doesn’t support senseless gun violence. Dude got fucking shelled by the Cubs last week.

Adam: Done.

"This is the most ridiculous nonsense I've ever heard in my life. Wait, you're asking me WHAT? No. Hell no. I would never watch First Take.

"Hey, that's cool if you wanna do the same thing. Just make sure you attribute it to me."

That's definitely a Sterling review of the Underground Railroad Museum.

Shelly Sterling Officially Names "Clippers Number 1 Fan" For 2 More Years, Tops

But still not nearly as crazy as Les Grobstein's defecation story.

+1

This was great.

This train is expected back before Derrick Rose.

In a fairly recent Madden game ('10? '11?) I was playing as the Bears and Jay Cutler went down with a serious leg injury. The PA at virtual Soldier Field celebrated the occasion by blasting "Walk" by Pantera.

It's about time they take the hockey out of fighting.

"So, uh, y'all hiring?"

It's a shame Bess was done in by substance abuse and mental illness. He deserved a better fate, but, alas, he'll always be one of those guys who we'll ask ourselves: "how quickly would his career have collapsed because he's bad at football? 13 months? 14? Shit, 14 is a stretch."

Anyone else shocked that dude can run ten miles?

"You forgot me."

He's wearing his WVU polo in a building with electricity and running water. Solid trolling.

In the sense that she weighs 260 and doesn't have a true position?

I can't believe people are still making a big deal about this. Who cares? Why all the media hype for so little basketball talent. I used to enjoy reading Deadspin before all of you decided to push this bullshit agenda down my throat.

I know I'm late on this, but Lonesome Crowded West is a life-changer of an album. +1.