The NFL is soft. He just got his last name rung.

Is the Doritos Locos Taco eligible this year?

Christ, I'm glad he was able to avoid becoming a father, but invest in a dental dam next time, dude.

Between this guy and Rob Ford I'm so fucking close to renouncing my American citizenship.

OK, who's got the screenshot of J.R. Smith asking this guy if he's tryin' to get the pipe?

As a Chicagoan too young and too jaded by the harsh realities of football to understand all the mythology associated with the '85 Bears, I appreciate this stuff. Thanks.

I used to live in the same area as Dan Hampton and a local cop told me stories of domestic violence calls from his wife. They came regularly.

Alex never had the highest basketball IQ, but Qaddafi didn't mind a guy who played without his head.

Lochte vows to learn the other 22 letters of the alphabet while rehabbing his knee.

Don't help them up, you're the Schiano Man,

Goin' HAM-za

An athlete with financial AND legal troubles? Wow, thanks for bringing this to light. Please excuse me while I go examine why exactly I like sports.

Most players on the Raptors didn't like the move to bring Drake on board, but Steve Novak, Aaron Gray and Tyler Hansbrough all thought it was "dope."

"I'm a great believer in Luck, and goddammit, we should've drafted the guy." - Joe Banner

I happen to disagree with Meriweather, but I'm sure he'll find some supporters back at his ol' stomping grounds.

meh.

Gosh, Dan Clark should've known better. The United States hasn't been at war since 1947!

Where is Marshall?

Ty Cobb would like a word.

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