Substance abuse, erratic behavior, a questionable name change, violence toward loved ones... and he looks like absolute shit. So sad to see my favorite former Texans QB struggling with life after football.

Yeah, see my other comment. I jumped the gun by saying he paid for it, but showing up at the event and representing the brand is almost a payment, or it was good enough compensation for Mazda, at least.

Wally Bell is the first active ump to die in 17 years. He is also the least active ump in 17 years.

...actually, I'm not 100% sure he paid for it, but from what I read he "worked out a deal" with Mazda. Probably some PR appearances or something like that.

What's your gripe? Morris paid to have the work done.

Yeah. The food wasn't awful, just entirely forgettable.

I spent a few years working at Pizza Hut Express, which is basically Pizza Hut's idiot cousin that's confined to suburban shopping malls and suffers from chronic, explosive diarrhea.

I'll second this. Before they built a Sonic in the Chicago area they ran the commercials for months ahead of it to build anticipation. When it finally opened and I got around to trying it, I was a little let down. You're telling me I have to sit in my car while I eat my footlong Coney dog? Fuck me. I need to tint my…

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As far as stories about Predators go, Ben Roethlisberger is far and away the most written abou- oh, right, he's on the Steelers.

I hear Los Angeles is nice this time of year.

"We'll never change the name. NEVER. Unless the new name is racist, too." - Dan Snyder

+1

To be fair, EVERYONE knows the Bears are going to run Shitty 33 Yard Punt when Adam Podlesh comes into the game.

Just curious - is there some kind of poverty line adjustment to take into consideration that almost every college student is broker than fuck?

So the rally was called off before the Grand Wizard arrived?

I rank it slightly behind Supreme Clientele, and it's mainly due to this song.

What's ironic is he was actually driving to Serpentine Manor, a well-known crack mansion/snake sanctuary in LA.

Nneka, please