I want this to be longer. Good stuff.

CHICAGO FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

As sad and messed up as this is, I'm surprised it didn't happen Sooner.

+1

Honorable mentions for worst Chiefs ever:

Presented without comment

*Facepalm* +1

Fiddler on the Juice

Whhhhoooooosh!

Braun always seemed like the type of guy to embark on a schmear campaign.

Add a few bonus points for those awful headlights. It looks like a gay Mercedes.

+1. We also would've accepted "Those Rich Old Motherfuckers From That Commercial Who Go To The Super Bowl Every Year."

Jay Cutler's got very athletic feet. They're pretty underrated, actually.

Very sad. When I heard that we'd lost a homer, I really hoped it was Hawk Harrelson.

What the hell is Nate Robinson doing in J.R's living room?

+1

$1500? I don't know much about cars, but if I had that kind of money in Cleveland I'd buy a street's worth of houses.

A 211-game suspension is pretty serious. I don't know if the average person can grasp the high gravity nature of the situation.

He beat his wife a few years ago for "starting to act kinda corporate."

Great.