The Oh, Riley Factor

...even though consensual homosexual sex was decriminalized in Russia 1993, that barely means dick now...

Wittenmyer had the most comprehensive coverage of the Wrigley remodel story - in terms of reporting, that was some of the best Cubs stuff I've seen recently. Bruce Miles is my favorite writer of the bunch. Paul Sullivan is the worst of this bunch for a lot of reasons... actually he wasn't so bad before he became a…

Nice.

+300 lbs

This edited version of "Two Girls, One Cup" is fucking laaaaaame.

+1 you're on a roll, man.

That's great.

Yeah, you're right. I assume his next line of questioning included What's it like playing with Tim Brady?

(d) Was referring to the offensive line, not the line of scrimmage.

Fister 3000

"So what if he wasn't a great runner at West Virginia? He's got great feet. Oh, yes, he's got great feet. Fuck, is it warm in here?" - Rex Ryan

+1

Desmond realized he had to shave quickly before the Nats' upcoming roadtrip. They don't allow those things at Wrigley Field.

+1

And here I thought J'Marcus Webb was the worst LT imaginable.

Yep, that's them. Radmanovic and Belinelli look way taller on TV.

God, that's awful. So much forehead.

Way to bust the "athletes are meatheads" stereotype, Kyle. You earned your degrees.

Makes sense that Jay's party would recall a time before smoking regulations.