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I just don’t agree Hollywood is the *most* morally bankrupt place on the planet, nor that it has the *most* morally bankrupt people in the world, that’s all.

So Jonathan Majors should be selling timeshares?

I dunno’. The Catholic Church still seems worse to me.

Hannah Montana had about four episodes where Trump got mentioned in a positive or neutral light. To the pre-2015 world, Trump was just a rich guy with a reality tv show and a weird tan. Had he not gone into politics, that would have been his legacy. Most probably wouldn’t even have remembered that time he took out an

Yes. It’s so sad that her dating pool is limited because of the publicity that comes from the future album she will be forced to record against her will about how shitty an ex boyfriend you are

He was on a press tour and of course rather than ask about the project he’s worked on and promoting, old relationship questions came up instead. Very stupid and unfair but part of the stupid and unfair game that is the film industry. Certainly no justification for "whatever" paradoxical delusional fans throw at him.

I just wish she’d sign NDAs too, and thus be barred from writing songs about her exes.

Why wouldn’t she have all her partners sign an NDA though?  It was so effective I had no idea she’d had such a long relationship.  Which is kind of amazing because I would think dealing with her world would be just exhausting after 2 days.

A Swiss miss

I seem to remember a cool little network of blogs that was struggling for years to find a devoted userbase and dozens of talented writers until a kindly old group of billionaires stepped in to help them out. And that little network of blogs, whom nobody liked, grew up to be... sold off piece by piece until maybe one

I can imagine the world now

This is the kind of top-shelf comment section hate I used to regularly come to this site for

I watched the original film not too long ago, and it was one of the most painfully unfunny pieces of crap I’ve ever seen. It is just artless genital references passed off as jokes peppered with racist ethnic stereotypes. The writing is more focused on its plot than humor, which wouldn’t be a problem—it wasn’t for the

Off topic, but it amazes me that of the Fantasy Island cast, somehow Herve made it into a James Bond flick but not Montalban. Feels like he would have made a great Bond villain.

“Everyone asks, Corinthian leather? Of course, why not the best?”

If you’re using woke as a pejorative, then no, we’re not missing what you’re going for.

That is so f-ing horrible and yet I’m laughing at the way you phrased that.
I need to quit social media.

Even though the movie “My Father the Hero” is shit, the scene of Gerard Depardieu singing “thank heaven for little girls” at a resort where everyone thinks that his teenage daughter (played by a young Katherine Heigl) is his underage lover is actually quite funny. 

Driving me crazy too!

I enjoyed Red Skelton’s appearance in Captain America: The First Avenger.