I’m going to have to look up how to pronounce the word now, huh? I didn’t expect any homework this early in the week (and this late in my life).

R&B Singer Greatly Overestimates the Power of His Penis

This guy gives himself too much credit. Any other guy might have been chosen.

All they had to do was go on youtube to find someone who’s never been paid for performing yet is infinitely better. I can’t stand Rob Schneider; he was never funny as a character actor and an asbolute bust as a leading man, seeminly trying to be a raunchier Jim Carey or something but incapable of that level of physical…

Well, for one thing, he wouldn’t be a guest on Club Shay Shay in 2024 if not for that tape.

Maybe Met Gala weirdness??

Meanwhile, David Spade is hanging out with Dana Carvey, doing a popular podcast and cashing those residual checks from his multiple hit sitcoms.

Jesus, I know Hollywood is totally out of ideas but I thought we had to at least make it 2 years bare minimum to do "nostalgic revivals".

There was an interview with Ray J a while back were he said, with all sincerity, that that sex tape was one of the most significant things to ever happen in history.

The word is “endear”, although “endure” probably applies correctly to anyone that has to sit through one of his “shows”.

“Adam Sandler’s sixth-ranked best friend? Let’s book him!”

Why is he always making that face in every picture?

This is the biggest apology Canadians have made about a celebrity since this happened:

I found out recently that that there is a shitty conservative attempt at Bluey and that Rob Schneider is the voice of the dad. That fits

FYI, if Alberta is our Texas equivalent, Saskatchewan is the provincial counterpart of any of your “way more right-wing wack-a-doodle” states. My guess is they booked him months in advance and the cancellation fee was enough that they just hoped for the best...

One of Sandler’s many empty extra mansions

“HELLOOOO HOSPITAL REPRESENTATIVES! VACCINES ARE A MYTH!”

I’m sure Schneider was baffled, since his comedy always kills inside his echo chamber of weird stupid dipshits. 

Is she a fun date?

So I guess now Schneider can immediately start the old “I was canceled” self-pity routine which will endure him further to the Fox News set.

If ghouls don’t get steady rad-x, they go feral... what's not to get about that?