You missed the best part: he asked his braindead followers to design an X logo and said he’d use the best one. He’s too damn cheap to even hire a graphics artist to make a real logo.

A Royale Clusterfuck

You joke but a Big Fuckface with extra cheese sounds pretty good right now

People in hot countries wear shorts.  

What? They're right. 

I started wearing Crocs Bistros (closed version designed for the restaurant industry) after I developed plantar fasciitis. Good support, my toes and bunions straightened out, cured my PF.

Ugly as sin, I grant you, but probably the healthiest shoe for my feet that doesn’t break the bank.

It never ceases to amaze me that people care so much about footwear that they have to be this adamantly against people wearing something they feel comfortable with...

Are you sure about that? More layers means more sweat.

Comment has extreme Tucker Max vibes

It is amazing how unconcerned parents are about sidewalks. On the other hand they want their school bus stopping every 100'.

Kids are an easy straw man because most people either have them, or at least generally don’t want them splattered by big trucks. Nth-degree risk scenarios are always used in these situations and are usually ridiculous.  “Well this COULD happen, so now prove the negative!” If it weren’t kids it would be something else…

‘But think of the children!’ has been the battle cry of every single wrong side in history.

At this point, I think their best chance is to argue that the car wash is “woke.”

With all those slippery slopes, I would expect more broken hips...

What if somebody took their drag racer there to get washed before going to a car show ? Tommy’s would be aiding and abetting a drag show

Thank God you’re in here doing the Grand Wizard’s work of white knighting a pro-lynching song! White Jesus bless you and keep you, sir.

It won’t be long before he’s at a campaign event for DeSantis.

Like anywhere, it depends. Born and raised. A lot of good, smart people. A lot of well meaning but ignorant types. Sprinkled with a few “jump you and kick the shit out of you on the ground, leaving you to crawl to the ER, all because you seem like a f*g”. Speaking from personal experience.

Give it time.

Jason Aldean was raised in Macon, Georgia, and spent summers with his dad in the Miami suburbs. Dipshit knows nothing about living in a small town.