This show was such a giant waste of money and talent it’s not even funny.

This is an updated version of BMX Bandits, right?  Almost every shot I see of the 2 of them they look like they’re going to be heading to some kind of BMX course to do jumps right after whatever they’re doing.

The business side of my brain is furious because sunk costs are like the first thing you learn in business school.

Good, I’m glad. First seasons often suck and it seems crazy to discount the prospect of a sleeper hit when you have the ability to make the content available forever.

I think the fact he rhymed “things” with “things” is still probably criminal.

Chupacabra? 

It’s absorbed into our collective consciousness like some kind of biological process that allows nutrients to pass through a membrane.

Look, we don’t need to be reminded about the soundtrack of a cultural seismic event like Osmosis Jones. It is seared in our memory from the repeat viewing we’ve all had. Hell, even if you somehow haven’t seen it (impossible), you’ve probably absorbed it through the endless cultural reference to Osmosis Jones in other…

I can say without reservation that I would vote for Kid Rock to be president if the alternative was Donald Trump.

Never, ever explain the joke. 

They’re all a little on edge, because their new neighbour, 10-year-old Lawrence Warford-St. Claire, who moved in after trekking through Patagonia with his zoologist mother and anthropologist father was just named “Most Precocious” by Unreasonably Mature Child Omnibus for the third year running, despite the fact his…

I feel like you’re not very familiar with Illumination’s body of work

Also, fuck the hypocritical prudes. Too many Republicans are getting caught up in their own sex issues for them to claim the high ground.

And that 11 year old is already battling anxiety because they have an adopted 9 year old sibling who has a preternatural grasp of the commodities market and and has an Elo rating of 700 at checkers.

Marvel didn’t invent quips.

So I said, well, we have Disney+, and we don’t use it, but it’s there.

If she seems a little moody it’s only because she’s just been upstaged by her 11-year-old cousin who has just become the youngest person to edit the Harvard Law Review.

First they came for the porn tube sites, but I was still able to find free porn, so I did not speak up. Then they came for OnlyFans, but I was still able to find free porn, so I did not speak up. Then they came for the adult movie studios, and I was having a hard time finding free porn, but luckily had a lot saved on…

I’ve seen this poster before, and I wondered the same thing...but I’d say this post has me at a hard yes.

What he forgets to mention is that his daughter is also an award-winning food critic specializing in Italian pastries that smokes half a pack a day and feels like she’s already passed her prime creatively.