The scary thing is that he likely truly believes himself to be enlightened and pro-woman. He’s likely completely correct that women have played, and continue to play, a very important role in his political career.

I’ll go out on a limb and say it’s too late to move the entire Games somewhere else. But moving some of the events elsewhere in the country? That’s surely doable.

you clearly havent interacted with people who “train” others. often times they are given a manual and told to have at it. I’ve been traded by many people who haven’t ‘been in the field’ for decades

Diarrhea isn’t the same as vomit.

Well since you already have to throw it up over noodles to make it properly....

Because comforters are not meant to be washed as frequently as sheets and when you sweat and get your body oils all over the comforter instead of a sheet, it breaks down your comforter, makes it smell, and ruins the fabric thereby decreasing its lifespan and.....its smell.

This Canadian wants to lurch down there and slap her with my flannel-clad polar bear for being such a poser.

No, no... you misunderstand... her kids are white.

Haha, that’s it? Your tax bill? You forego your conscience because of....your tax bill? I guarantee you I am in at least as high a tax bracket as you, and I am routinely amazed at how little I pay in taxes relative to the human suffering I would like government to have a hand in solving (not to mention the significant…

He’s describing the size of the dog his son tortured to death.

If you hate voting as a conservative then please, by all means, stop doing so. Win-win.

Coconut shrimp does not, in fact, contain any coconut.

Idea for App: Cher translator.

I have friends who take an annual trip out to Florida for a week at Disney. I once mentioned that they could take a trip to Europe for the money they spent, and they looked at me like I was a monster. (The parents, not the kids)

The wife and I have made the joint decision that we’ll take the kids once when they’re old…

This show is flaming coal plant, and my three-year-old fucking loves it. Of all the shows she likes, this is the one I absolutely cannot handle. I go out of my way to ensure this show is never highlighted in the channel guide because my kid sees the picture of Mickey in the corner of the screen and goes apeshit until…

Or their pants will be soon enough.

Not for long!

If Obama did this, we’d have 27 Congressional hearings. #BARFGHAZI

I just don’t get the whole steel door thing. Is it a crime prevention boost?

I don’t think calling them morons and jamokes and dinguses and slow-witted white dorks in their best Sunday camo is handling them with kid gloves. I don’t think the solution to the imbalanced application of law enforcement in the United States is for the heavy-handed destructiveness wrongfully applied in certain…