What an asshole. The Celtics have gone out of the way to pump up this guy’s tires, and he’s bitching about the coach? He’d be the seventh guy off the bench in Cleveland or Golden State.

Paying $750 to sit courtside and be told to suck a dick = where amazing happens

I was wondering how this will relate to Z-7 Beta Hex quarterfinal C-Lane 5.4 Gaia Land of Creatures Phase X Weapons...

Super Bowl LI was a near-death experience.

Next they’re gonna say it’s Lady Gaga’s fault they couldn’t come up with something better.

I want someone to do this to the dead guinea pig that rests atop the president’s head.

Baseball is cool, which means they’ll fuck with it.

There are twelve more teams that should happen with.

This take as cold as hell, and I must be too, because I agree with every word of it. Love life. Like sports.

People fuckin’ LOVE getting shitfaced.

(Top picture) Nothing like sitting courtside with my kids, sipping a fine box wine from a plastic cup.

I feel compelled to post this comment, or something akin, on every Brady related article. Nonetheless:

Boston has won 10 championships since the Houston Texans were founded— two of them in Houston. Don’t stain your letterman jacket with boogers as you sob the morning away.

The Bruins got shitty drunk the night they won the Cup —tried meth* —and never came home.

Fair. But Houston does venture far from that description, so to the joke stands.

It’s quaint that this guy calls Atlanta —a giant airport with trees— a “town.”

Someone had a Thesaurus, Egg & Cheese from fuckin’ Dunkin’ this mahnin’!

I’m a New Englander, and I get why we’re hated. But I’ll be god fucking damned right now if I’m going to let regular, shitbag New Englanders get dragged down to that guy’s level. That’s totally unfair. That guy is a bag of vomit left out in the sun...

This is hideous criminal behavior—unless there’s an audio tape of him bragging about this on a bus and VJ wins the Presidency —then I’d think it was kind of rapey-cute in a non-threatening celeb-sheik way.

Short answer: No.