Where the hell is the obligatory slo-mo version at the end of the clip tho

There is no reason for Buffalo, let alone a reason for Buffalo to have an NFL team.

I’m seriously asking, not being Comment Section Jerk (at least not at the outright) when I ask— is Bob Bradley a bit of an asshole? He sure came across as such during this weekend’s press conference. Also his kid Callou seems to think he’s basically Mickey Mantle with no hair and one ball, but never seems to back it…

End Near for Tight End

Geesh. What’s next? Expanding to add a second team in New York to join the Giants?

Headshots are legal if you drop your shoulder to protect your head while using it as a weapon to destroy another player’s head.

Thanks for the Greater-Saugus Line Cook’s Union for chiming in on this comment as they awake from last night’s Bud Light-fueled stupor...

Brady and Belichick both had a chance to respectfully disavow/condemn a fat racist/misogynist pig running for president and chose instead to parrot their trademark non-speak, a total slap in the face to teammates, fans and Patriots employees who are women and/or people of color.

Thoughts and prayers translates to American English as: “We very much want it to appear that we give a fuck.”

Kids play other sports too. Baseball, football, basketball, hockey, ballet, gymnastics, golf, karate, guitar, tennis, piano, drawing lessons, ski lessons.

This is trolling, yes. But it’s also a complaint about how the Celtics continually kiss their own asses and think they’re Manchester United because they won a bunch of championships back before television in a four-team league.

All I want to know is: Why does LeBatard dress like Justin Beiber? He looks absolutely ridiculous.

Wait - is Deadspin MSM?

Why does he wear a black t-shirt? Is he The Punisher?

I went to my first Patriots game at age 11 in 1991, and my loathing of other Patriots fans has only increased with time.

You mean shitting rocks.

Why is this “wonderful”? These ads are the only thing ESPN is good at anymore. They promote their own ridiculousness while continuing to churn out shitty content...

“Assault? This man was nearly giving this fuckin’ pussy a high five.” - Donald Trump, aka Satan

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