The real UConn conflict is the one between Auriemma and Calhoun.

This made my day.

I wish Megyn Kelly was the media character running for the smoldering refuse of the GOP.

Anyone with fleece gloves is a creep.

Somewhere Geno Auriemma is saying: “We screw a little basketball to the top and no one will no the difference...”

People are saying that Canada isn’t even a country.

Why isn’t more attention given to the fact that this guest is wearing about an upside down cross?

“Wait a minute. We’re talking about a game. Not practice.” - Allen Iverson, probably

I’d love to root for the Red Sox. I just hate their manager.

Just another Wednesday. Having lived in New England all my life- the losers here find an excuse to get wicked shitfaced every school night.

That’s all we need up here in New England - another ruddy asshole.

Federal lawyers tried this before Detroit’s bailout, to no avail.

Chicks, man. Beautiful chicks.

If your team falls apart like a crabcake, this is definitely true.

Basic reading skills.

Hopefully things will pick up for you soon, buddy.

Protesting America shouldn’t be some knee-jerk reaction - it means more if it’s a jerk on his knee.

If Rich Hill has “reinvented himself as a sidearming reliever” than Donald Trump has reinvented himself as a politician.

I find it strange that all the photos you use don’t show the man’s face.

“So when will THIS guy be forced to sell?” - Donald Sterling