There’s a lot of CTE going on within this exchange.

Isn’t this the same guy who cowered in fear during a pre-election campaign speech when someone came within 20 feet of him?

I agree, this article fucking sucks

pats fan here, and i too am gleeful at the thought of fat, angry white guys in ron jaworski jerseys screaming into the abyss that is their lives when the eagles are grounded on sunday.

This is THE singularly dumbest comment in Deadspin history.

Even the fanciest of dogs will be protective of their young.

Congrats to Danny Ainge on breaking both Isaiah Thomas and Markelle Fultz’s careers.

But what does a starfish’s butthole have to do with soccer?

Announcer: The best catch you’ll ever see!

Sports are fucking awesome sometimes.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

Can’t even make it to the winter meetings. Jeets is showing about as much range as GM as he did at shortstop.

Somewhere in alabama roy moore both messed his pants AND declared this video some sort of commie, illegal immigrant witchcraft.

He’s A Dim Son...

I’m mostly offended at the idea of drinking beer out of a straw.

Shit, when I was 22, 25 seemed old.

Eh, more like toxic insecurity. Nothing too masculine about how weasel boy comports himself here.

More than 10 times a day. And it really, truly is mentally and spiritually exhausting. I can’t imagine how much worse it would be if I were one of the dozens of millions of people who sit more squarely in the crosshairs of the cruelty and hatred he embodies.

I agree with your first sentence. After that it gets a little murky. But focusing on that first thought, I’ve long believed for penalties like this in football and hockey too, if you commit something like this that is so flagrant, and penalized as such — targeting — penalties in games suspended should only begin…

This is a downer.