That judge is a woman.

Dear Gawd.

I was the only fucking one out of all my friends that thought he was always getting shit.

I like when Bryan Cranston is blue.

Googles “bonktatoes” - finds no evidence of word - tears up

That is a VERY good doggie.

That is fucking witchcraft, right there.

You would say partner.

You must be a blast at parties that aren’t parties but something fucking terrible instead.

The camera shot of him getting to home plate and following him into the dugout is absolutely awesome.

You can go right ahead and fuck off.

I think he said “No one needs a water bottle that is the size of a fucking propane tank, even if it is 95% off!”

I came here for this. Thanks.

Fuck I miss him.

Not shit on list. C’mon man, using those reading skills.

Dats a good boy!!!!!!!!!!!

12 years ago Ubereem could have murdered an elephant with that choke, not to mention that he was pretty much injecting steroids into his eyeballs.

I'm a guy that pays $55 to get a haircut. How do I deal with all the douchebags that make fun of me for paying more than $15 for a cut at Great Clips?

Is there any context for this GIF?

He’s balking at them because they are... title challengers.