Yeah that’s what I mean. Not the people drowning onscreen, or the frozen corpses, or the people getting crushed by giant pieces of falling metal, or the scared children unable to escape death. The nudity is the concern.

Hi Trini, thanks for your kind comment. We cover a variety of content. If this isn’t for you, you can actually just scroll, rather than insulting people for doing their job. Take care.

Don’t you know it’s not PC to imply that excess weight can in any way be a negative? ;)

You missed the biggest one: LOSE WEIGHT. 

Thanks for not doing a slideshow.

I’m pretty sure locking them in the special closet will work just as well as it always does.  Thanks though!

To permanently stop them, chop their finger tips off. Actually, that might be terrible parenting advice.

I’m a professed fan of Lil Dicky, who’s responsible for one of my favorite lyrics ever (“She like ‘apples to oranges’/Bitch, that phrase don’t make no sense/why CAN’T fruit be compared?!”), so even just a show of him doing Lil Dicky things would have been enough. But finding those extra layers in pathos and the…

I had an epiphany a few years ago. My mother came to visit me for the first time at my home in Mexico for just four days after not seeing me for years. All she could think to do during that time was to continue the food policing and food shaming that she had done all my life because her mother had done it all her life…

I find that going out in the back yard and unleashing a blood curdling scream into the uncaring woods that starts from my toes every 30 or 43 minutes feels nice.

I have no issues with the actual working out as much as I do with the time it takes. It’s not that I’m that busy, just that I don’t like sacrificing my free time to work out. It’s why I like the Focus T25 series. They’re only 25 minutes and require no equipment outside of a couple free weights in the later videos.…

Sufjan is one of my favorite artists but he’s so damn frustrating. It’s been 5 years since Carrier and Lowell and he comes out with yet another collaborative instrumental album. You have an amazing voice. Let us hear it.

I am not the greatest at this but I feel like I at least put more thought into it than most people.

Seems like that, right?  Hilarious.  I guess the perp has never watched The Wire.  Or Breaking Bad.  Or most cop shows, or heist movies, or had caller ID, or received a call on their cel phone, or really existed in the modern world at all, really. 

Connor Bruce Croll: Alright listen Brayden, here’s what we’re gonna do. You’re gonna put a big bet on Florida. Then we’ll drink 12 Busch Lites each and split a can of dip. Then I’ll call in a bomb threat from my unencrypted, traceable iPhone. It’s the perfect crime...  

Croll Tried!

Blink if you need help Tricia! She’s blinking constantly- no, no wait I think that’s just the beer.

This is the kind of beautiful writing you can only get with an expensive New England master’s degree.

When I've talked to others trying to lose weight, EVERYONE runs (no pun intended) to cardio. Because of my background - when I was in shape, I was doing strength training, and studied it heavily. I was ironically doing it for basketball (I was our center) which is an endurance sport, so cardio is important, but my…