“Well JV Baseball challenged me, he’s a tremendous challenger, but I can name the midget kid who posed with my buddy Dave Hasselhoff, that black nerd in suspenders - Jerky, Urgle, something, Rachel Dolezal - and let me tell you she’s bigly black - the kid who got shot and killed by the good gun-wielding security guard…

If this mofo was really interested in being better Americans why the fuck would he vote for an openly racist, openly sexist, anti LGBTQ, orange menace? Did he not see what happened to PoC at Orange Foolius rallies? Does he think it’s some kind of coincidence that these bigoted fucks targeted Poc for violence at these…

The author literally said that the egg throwing was bad. I don’t feel any need to justify the action of a random anarchist. Also, I think “throwing an egg” is a little lower on the scale than “firebomb.”

From far away, the sound of idiocy can be misunderstood as hope

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

I like how this piece goes from smooth, collected annoyance to fuck it fuck this fuck everyone fuck fuck fuck.

The economy isn’t going to falter. There will be a ton of money made by companies.

Even more than I fear Trump is my fear that we won’t be able to put things back together once he’s not president.

If you believe all that garbage about HRC you’re as big a rube as those who voted for him. You bought the right wing propaganda hook, line, and sinker. The fact that the DNC pushed for an actual Democrat as opposed to an independent should shock no one, unless they’re stupid. It became clear early on that the Bernie…

Basically, I want to do stuff and never have to suffer the consequences.

“I want to call out people on purely racial terms but not be called a racist.”

Clinton 65,844,954

“Someone remind me why Sanders’ inner circle wrote off the South again?”

Potentially all of them!

Fuck CNN

The fact that you’re first, and that it’s debatable, makes this troll gold for me

through time and space and over Mirotic’s soul.

I’ll never understand Australian horse racing.

Four years from now she will run,and when confronted with this video footage she will proudly proclaim, “I never did that. I’m going to sue you for that video.”

The fun part is going to be figuring out who’s a Host and who’s a Guest.