And let’s be sure about this: “not normal” is NOT synonymous with “rebellious,” or “defiant” or “shaking things up” or “a break from the norm.” I’ve HAD IT with Trump’s lackeys polishing that turd in their spin rooms. In this instance, “not normal” means “shit fuck crazy,” “irresponsible,” “disrespectful,” “has no…

“Well JV Baseball challenged me, he’s a tremendous challenger, but I can name the midget kid who posed with my buddy Dave Hasselhoff, that black nerd in suspenders - Jerky, Urgle, something, Rachel Dolezal - and let me tell you she’s bigly black - the kid who got shot and killed by the good gun-wielding security guard…

Which came first: the chickenshit walkback or the egg?

Thx for this. Just signed - and was amazed to see close to 300,000 signatures on something only requiring 100,000!

How many of these are high in sodium? That’s an issue as well...

Forgive me, but Yoda Dog looks like he’s sporting a massive hairy boner in that pic right at the top.

Forgive me, but Yoda Dog looks like he’s sporting a massive hairy boner in that pic right at the top.

Perfect.

Can I +1,000 for this?

I played 5+ years of volleyball (two collegiate). In addition, I’ve been a professional musician for better than half my life. I’ll never say that the people in those circles - when the discussion turns to women - were saints (and this includes me). However - I can say with absolute certainty I have never, ever, heard…

Sassy.

...and Kenny Loggins.

I TOTALLY remember that dislocated elbow! They just kept that four seconds on a loop, I swear.

I. Simply. Cannot. Stop. Laughing.

Just a fantastic article. And those first two panels above - George Tuska’s work if I’m not mistaken? He was one of my favorite Marvel artists.

For. The. Fucking. Win. (And “clank” goes the mic!)

If this video doesn’t lead to a solid career for Mike in the food services industry, there is no justice in the world whatsoever.

God - this is a tough one. Baseball is my favorite sport, always has been, and I can see where Harper is coming from here. Still - I’m completely fed up with every third-string DB in football doing some kind of shitty dance or exaggerated muscle flex after being the fourth man in a dog pile to assist on a tackle. I’m…

Miller’s art is so atrocious, I swear he’s laughing at us with it. LAUGHING.

+1 for “promptly crumbled to dust on impact” line. Classic.

I was thinking Ep I, II and III would be in a three-way tie for the “eat fuck” category.