Or maybe they aren’t Neanderthals? But yeah rape is funny

Um, maybe these “athletes” should get out of their safe spaces and spend some time in a real locker room. This is exactly the type of talk you should expect to hear at a country club golf course.

Don’t you meh me fav and move along

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

I haven’t seen a female knock the hell out of someone like that since... well since last night at the debate I guess

Jesus Christ I want to punch them so bad. It’s a satisfaction that would nourish me through prison.

The children of the corn are confused.

If you threw my MacBook Pro into a volcano and threatened to do the same to me unless I chose a Windows laptop to replace it, I’d absolutelychoose the Dell XPS 13.

If you threw my MacBook Pro into a volcano and threatened to do the same to me unless I chose a Windows laptop to…

Yeah, I was gonna say the same thing in slightly different way. In fact I remember one woman who was built slight like Brie who dislocated her elbow in a match and they kept showing the replay over and over because I guess they didn’t have anything else noteworthy happen in their matches.

His appeal to African-American voters in recent weeks: THINGS ARE TERRIBLE! IF YOU WALK DOWN ANY STREET YOU’LL GET SHOT 25 TIMES! VOTE FOR ME BECAUSE IT CAN’T POSSIBLY GET WORSE!

Hillary Clinton -> Concussion -> Concussion the movie -> Will Smith -> Independence Day -> Aliens blow up the White House.

Pictured: IOC Spokesman

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...

Do they make gloves that would fit his hands, though?

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

It’s probably the “sorry I got caught” type of remorse.

I see they're already regretting the decision to use UFC referees in the Olympics.