Isn’t that “I bless the rains down in Africa?”

...no one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

...as nikgrid goes running, tail between his legs.

Thanks - thanks SO MUCH for causing me to spit out coffee all over my desk today.

James Wan: “Sorry for the disappearance. I just reworked the script to show Aquaman spearing a bunch of helpless dolphins and baby seals - in the pitch-black of night.”

“Abby...someone.”

Then io9 is in great hands - keep writing funny and honest articles and I’ll keep reading.

“But I don’t think anyone will believe that their mothers all have the same first name!”

Agreed, and thanks for the link - I’ll be using that, too.

Apple Marketing Execs: “How close are we to the ‘iSuicide’ app again?”

FTW.

Thanks AG - as usual, you’re the voice of reason.

Deleted scene: WW uses the lasso of truth on DD, he grunts “...yes, yes...IT’S A SHITTY MOVIE!”

It was awkward - I’ll hand you that. (ba-dum-BUM)

“Murderverse.” Just love that phrase!

Agree on all points. Is this “dark looking?” Yeah, but the moments you mentioned are perfect. It’s OK to have those things in a comic-book movie, DC. Also agree with your take on OM. She’s been some kind of big deal for a few years, and I have no idea why.

Terrifying. Not the ghost, but the threat of paying Los Angeles-adjusted rent.

Or maybe you put a crumpled $20 in his claw-like drawing hand and whisper “This is for you...no more drawing, OK?”

“Ok, ok Rob - we’ll give you one word per pouch. That should give us 70 or 80 hours of commentary.”