Yep. Totally on board w/this.

Can Michael Bay himself transform into something that can’t make movies? Now THAT I’d see.

Same thinking over here.

They should probably be spending less on Vodka and more on bearman CGI...

Yep. Yep, yep yep.

Wow - what a fantastic post. Thank you so much for this, and for the Futurama quote. Right in the feels, this one.

Congrats sir. You have won the Internet today.

Re paragraph 1: Idiocracy. :-)

Hive mind on this one, for sure.

McCartney, singing Silly Loves Songs to Cap’n Jack, realizes The Black Pearl is really Helen Wheels. It’s at this point, With a Little Luck, that the gang makes it to Junior’s Farm, where everybody gets Hi, Hi, Hi.

Logical, clear thinking like THAT’ll get you burned at the stake.

Indeed. History is written by the victors.

Gerry Conway + Ross Andru = AWESOME. Thanks for the post!

Loved every one I saw. THIS one had me, literally, choke on coffee

Right. As the story goes, Gustin was squinting because the sun was in his eyes. As we, as humans, often do, the corners of Gustin’s mouth - as he squinted - curved up, ever so slightly, as he turned his head to the right to avoid the sun. Snyder, coincidentally, was on Gustin’s right side.

James...just thank you for this.

Arm sprain? Of course - you think it’s easy getting Hitler Burt Reynolds into his kimono?

Your work here is done.

God - this is a tough one. Baseball is my favorite sport, always has been, and I can see where Harper is coming from here. Still - I’m completely fed up with every third-string DB in football doing some kind of shitty dance or exaggerated muscle flex after being the fourth man in a dog pile to assist on a tackle. I’m…