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Yep.

Snyder: “See, that’s why we call him Super Subtle Man in this one.”

“His Lex Luthor is reminiscent of [deceased Nirvana frontman] Kurt Cobain mixed with [Google co-founder] Larry Page.” Hell - how could that NOT go wrong?

How I wish someone could’ve gone Rojan on that stupid “reporter’s” ass, zapped him into a porous cobuctahedron solid and crushed him.

And I had to star YOU just for that reply. Killer.

Miller’s art is so atrocious, I swear he’s laughing at us with it. LAUGHING.

*COUGHmonkey’spawCOUGH*

This. Equals. Money.

xXx 3: yYy 4?

“Jughead? More like shot in the head, punk!”

“The World’s Greatest Jump-to-Conclusioner.”

+1 for “promptly crumbled to dust on impact” line. Classic.

Um...also, Amy from Season 1 is dead, too.

In the chill of tests, at the scene of a dance,

“Uh, no, Mr. Cruz, you probably shouldn’t brag about your son’s new TV show.”

Perfect.

Jesus kinda was the original zombie...

Gritty, in that gritty gritty grit grit. Otherwise, the grit gritty grit is gritty grit grit.

Holy shit - just spit my coffee out laughing! Perfect.

It’s a lion.