Nope. Nope, nope, nope. :-D

Um...

You give Miller way too much credit.

“I cannot kill with my gun. I’m currently rubbing the thumb and index finger of my shooting hand together.”

Ok - damn near laughed myself silly at the teabagging at 1:10.

Liefield returns. Deadpool’s feet, however, will not.

Dane Cook called. He’s got your 20 spot on the way.

The only request I’ll make is, moving forward, you put quotes around “comedian” when describing Dane Cook.

Am crazy loving this show. Ash has the boomstick and chainsaw. Pablo gets a broken bottle. What did Tom Hanks say? “Earn it.”

Lies! Wine helps everything.

He did admit it. Straight out.

“Jessie used to be a hairdresser before the zombie apocalypse and she gives her son that Vulcan bowl haircut? That’s just abusive.” PERFECT.

Brilliant.

MEANWHILE, IN “THE WALKING DEAD” WRITERS’ ROOM:

As I’ve noted before Sam Raimi truly is one of the “good guys” in movie making. His humility is beyond reproach - so when I read this, I felt bad for the guy. How many effing producers had a say in cramming all the villains in SM3? Forcing Venom and the black suit and Sandman and Green Goblin, etc. - c’mon now. Too…

Well, I count one (see above).

Batman vs. Luke Skywalker

With Thor and Bigfoot.

Holy smokes. Can’t really focus on the stupidity of the rumor because I’ve been laughing my ass off at this picture for five...full...minutes.

Well...outside of two gloves instead of one, no “grill” on the teeth, no visible tattoos, the dark purple tie and coat, the white shirt and pointy chin - yeah, twins!