Orioles have more dingers tonight than the Red Sox do on the year.

I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he’s gone.

At least he has stand-up comedy to fall back on if he gets bludgeoned out of the league.

He’s still at Green Bay. I guess when you’re a multi millionaire its not much fun to spend your off-seasons in lovely Green Bay. Can’t say I blame him.

She looks great

You mean he’s a) “worse than a Democrat” or b) “has a New York sense of humour” or c) “Gets a free pass from Hollywood” (I mean he doesn’t but it’s a euphemism) or d) “Is really good with money” or e) “Doesn’t work on Saturdays” or f) “Eats babies on urine-soaked Christian altars under an inverted cross what do you…

So NATO was just sitting around on its hands until Trump said “Hey NATO, maybe you should be fighting terrorism.” And NATO was all like “Whaaaaaaat!?”

It’s meant to make her look dumb because she says dumb shit about things she can’t be bothered to research.

She will never do that.

Donald Trump told the New York Post that he “didn’t know Steve” before he joined the campaign in August (that is not true) and that “he was not involved in my campaign until very late” (Bannon ran the bulk of Trump’s general election campaign). If this sounds familiar, it’s because his administration has made similar…

Surprised CNN hasn’t picked her up yet to be the “counterpoint”

He also wasn’t Trump’s first choice, but Kellyanne Conway turned the president down, opening up a vacancy.

Lol you have a professional writing career and you chose that headline? Your immaturity is disgusting. An embarassment to my generation.

Then why is Dane Cook included here?

The only thing worse than dying is to have Dane Cook be involved with your life in any way.

That is a very cute cat.

My cat, Moon

Don’troll in the catnip? I didn’t roll in any catnip! What catnip?

Ashley.