“Nobody expects the Spanish win tradition!”

No, no, no, people who are from the same country all know each other and live in the same neighborhood.

I predict several one star Yelp reviews for Assad in the next few weeks.

If only Kentucky fans knew Assad’s phone number or Yelp page.

This is how he fixes his approval ratings and ends the Russia business, isn’t it? And we’re dumb enough to let it happen.

In a follow up, he said the US would not turn a blind eye to Assad like Baylor does to rape. The cameras quickly cut away shortly thereafter.

For me, a limited strike was about the best course of action, especially one targeted at the military bases from which the chemical attack was launched. You just can’t allow chemical weapons use and not respond.

I have no doubt that this will end well

Suck my cock

This is the moment that screen caps were made for.

After the gas attack someone I know shared a video on Facebook with graphic footage of people dying and struggling to breathe. One of his Trump-loving friends wrote a comment along the lines of “why should we care, these people have always been killing each other and always will.” Fast forward 12 hours and Trump’s…

I absolutely hate Trump. But this was absolutely necessary. I’m sorry my fellow liberal friends but Assad had to be sent a message and Trump has done it.

the bombs are landing in syria, but the target is the russian collusion storyline.

I want to have a moan about my ex. He never made me cum ONCE in 4 months. He actually thought he could just stick it right in without any foreplay, and on the very rare occasions he did go down on me it was like for 2 seconds, then he’d wonder why I wasn’t wet. Idiot.

Other men like that DO exist! My boyfriend gets sooooo hard going down on me.

Some guys find going down on their partner to be a chore and possibly slightly gross.

The best piece of advice I see in the article is the one that can’t be taught, and that is get into it and enjoy it. Some guys find going down on their partner to be a chore and possibly slightly gross. But if you view oral sex as a part of sex and not a prelude to it then the results can be fantastic. I totally get…

It took a pretty embarrasing amount of time for me to realize that. Now, whenever I hear that -