Knock him down with the heater, kid.

If this is some sort of bullshit thing to get this man removed from his job for drinking a beer, then fuck that! Just - no. Stop fucking making every little flub a fireable offense.

Thanks for the rape count, Cap.

So what’s the point here? That the attorneys should take it easy on her? That alternative arguments aren’t permitted in a legal brief? Just draw the inferences for me so I can be outraged or not.

Baby got a blister on his little thumb??

Your prime was 500 Days of Kristen. ;-)

Government has a warped mentality.

When I was typing out my comment, I was just really relieved that a red line appeared under it. But you’re very reflexive.

Go back to Africa.

Thank you.

If I were??

Check out this word my culture studies professor made up! Positionality!

ROMO

deyre still pissed at killary for skedewlin all dem debates during duh games

It would probably be too tough for these self-absorbed idiots to wait until the 18th, too. Let’s face it. Richard Sherman is mad that someone thought of this before he did.

Not enough black people in those towers for you, huh?

I’ll give him a ring. I’ll call my black friend too - to double check if I’m racist or not.

shit bro, you’re the one guy on here who i can say for certain would make a stink about the “but my black friend” card. And now because of four veterans you know, two of who raised you - two who are close friends - you speak for them all. Keep stickin’ it to the man tho dude. Nevermind.

The oil is already cheap enough to kill the planet.

Lulz. Your comment is racist-adjacent, raycess.