You should be at the top of this post. This username has been on here for the year that I’ve been trolling, err, reading Gawker.

Why the fuck would you live with someone you hate? It’s not like he’s talking about his freshmen year in the dorms. It doesn’t seem like a compulsory pairing. He’s like - oh, this black guy. I get along with him. He might even have his other black friends over. And presumably he didn’t freak out because he didn’t…

Bullshit.

You sucker, you probably just admit to your girlfriend (or partner or whatever) that they’re right and you’re wrong. You gotta stand up for yourself - especially on the internet where all this is mainly happening.

Yeah, this guy is right though. I mean, after choosing to live with somebody for five years - I guess he’s just able to look past the race of that person. Just like those little fucking Santa Barbara (McKenna?) kids who would only live with “POC only.”

That guy with the username - TonyStewartKilledAGuy - he’s really missing his moment to shine.

Maybe the cartels will show him how they deal drugs. Or how they control politicians.

My point is - and I’m mainly trolling - is that the commenters are focused on the stories about sexual assault and Title IX, when they could very easily focus on the race of the perpetrator. Deadspin has a real hard on for race controversy since Kaepernick gifted them one during the doldrums of the sports year.

It’s the Southern Poverty Law Center. Everything is a hate group to them. You might have this dream or misconception that some of our finer, more respectable institutions shy away from the hype and the media frenzy. Then you realize that ICP had to sue the FBI to have them stop labeling their fan base as a gang. Yeah,…

Wow, she’s black. What a surprise.

C’mon guys, I still haven’t gotten enough of talking about racial tensions in America!

Let’s make this about the color of his skin.

The bald eagle represents the black woman in your freshman English class that’s about to check your privilege. Because white hetero cis male something something.

This has been in the news cycle for far too long. Are we going to talk about black on black crime when Kap get lit up the first time this season? What if Sean Lee lays a big hit on him? Is that racist?

Sweet hand stand, bro. Also, you out kicked your coverage by a wayz! This clip was hilarious.

Football Heals Hurricanes!

Without wolves, you get an overabundance of Bambi and no more wolves. The amount of Donder and Blitzens left on the planet is worth wringing your hands over.

For sure.

I like how HamNo took last week’s CNN headlines and wrote some bullshit article like he’s the moral authority. “Why don’t you just donate to other charities?”

Oh whatever, lol.