Why thank you. I’m clearly one of the 7 billion that deserve to be pardoned for my ‘nature crimes.’ LOL

I mean, which animals are having a hard time? Mosquitoes? Ducks? Beavers? Snakes? I don’t have a good handle on my ecosystems and animals or I would provide some examples of something that has more of a habitat problem due to the flooding.

7 billion+ humans populating and polluting the planet. And how many silverback gorillas left? Ten thousand? Fifty thousand?

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Nice jab at the night students.

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Strong and brave.

Discussions about heavy metal are about the only thing I have to add to this (or any) conversation. Unless you’d prefer that I armchair lawyer. Like many Deadspin readers, I went to law school, too.

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Let’s rip up some more forest for (dumb) people because we haven’t already paved over hundreds of thousands of square miles of natural space for human habitat.

#notallmen

Oh shit, you guys are only about five days behind Deadspin and the rest of the sports world. But poor Hope should be able to talk shit about those cowardly Swedes without taking this kind of hit.

Oh, I agree that what he’s listening to because he thinks it’s heavy. It’s just bro-metal. Not some blackened Scandinavian melodic death metal.

He’s got a tanning sponsorship.

Oh Jesus, you buncha cry-babies would shit on Kap for anything else. And I don’t blame you. But whatever bullshit political point he was trying to make, now he’s a goddamn national hero. He’s barely black anyways. I mean, he’s got a fucking tanning sponsorship for fucks sake.

Disturbed is not even heavy.

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Ya!

You can believe that the U.S.A. can have stronger immigration policies and less people on the welfare roles and that some forms of Islam are incompatible with liberal Western ideas without being a racist.

Smart comment.