I’d make some crack about it probably being more reliable than a Trackhawk, but then....Maserati.

If you think Jalopnik is all righties, then you have already found the weed stash. GTFO.

You mean, coming back to his car that he parked illegally and like a douche canoe (allegedly)?

They are horrifically slow. Had to drive some of these on the Autobahn out of necessity several times and felt like “that guy” holding up traffic, even when no one else was near me.

Instant and utter CP. I had the displeasure of traipsing all over Europe for thousands of miles over 6 years in one of these while in the military. The sheer inadequacy of the mill is enough to drive one to drink Mad Dog voluntarily to cope with the misery. I would get passed going up slight inclines by pokey-ass…

No KD fan here, but this headline is hot garbage. Security did their job and stuck KD in a side corridor and tried to defuse the situation. There was no running and hiding. Just another lame-ass hot take headline from the crew.

But you certainly know that you are being paid by a network of sites known for ridiculous ad overload. You can claim the moral high ground all you want, but unless you are being paid by a troupe of magic fairies who have legally sworn not to publish your work in any ad-driven medium, you are a flaming hypocrite.

But...but...then they would be robbed of their self-righteousness overload!

I’m still waiting to see where Morgan specifically calls out Mays, per the headline. Unless I’m in need of reading comprehension training (possible), Morgan’s making a statement generally aimed at the steroid era. Although ‘performance-enhancing’ is a bigger umbrella than steroids, this headline is straight up hot…

The fact that this isn’t on the list at all completely wipes out any credibility of the article. Vastly underrated MMO, imo.

That sounds like a bunch of tire squeal.

Wrong. See: Every definition of coupe forever, besides BMW’s marketing bullshit.

It’s ok to some extent, if the ump is fucking terrible. Who’s to say the grudge isn’t because Torre thinks he’s a shit ump? And read somewhere that I can’t recall that Hernandez is consistently rated as one of the worst umps by the players...wish I could remember where I saw it. Not saying there’s not at least some…

Can concur. Northeast TX (Tyler) especially sucks.

You mean Michsoylent?

Great article! However, I wouldn’t want to be within a mile of that mess of electrical wiring in the fifth pic, if it blew.

Makes me wonder what required a second edition in the first place.

Enjoy emptying your wallet after 80K miles for the inevitable maintenance and the plummeting depreciation values (although I wish neither were true, love the Cherman cars).

Please delete your account, as you are clearly incapable of dealing with a well-reasoned reply, even if you disagree it.

This. I had an XJS with the V12 and over the course of two years spent as much on maintenance as I did the car. Beautiful but maddening car. Left me stranded twice with camshaft position sensors going out....and that was just the start.