Voice commands are hard to use when slurping Elon's nutsack.

It’s not truck hate.  Trucks are very useful and practical machines that deserve love.  This is not a truck.  It can’t do anything that trucks can do.  It’s too tall to load anything in the bed, and has the wrong suspension for towing.  It’s set up for off-roading, but is too big, too good of shape, and too expensive…

In the video, Maggie is wearing a Mets shirt (which is technically classified as a Confederate monument because it celebrates a “lost cause”)

This is one of the most idiotic articles ever posted on Jalopnik.

Nope, fuck your slideshow. Did not read.

What is this listicle BS?

David wouldn’t drive like that anyway..  He’s a smart guy.  And knows the cops would only have to follow the trail of rust back to his house to arrest him.

I’d be very impressed if any of David’s vehicles could reach the speed limit.

I clicked all the way through to get the the comments just to say this is the last and only time i will ever click through one of these goddamn slideshow articles.

I’ll be honest, the people leaving Jalopnik didn’t bother me too much because there are still some decent writers left and I honestly just pop in as a fairly mindless distraction from work. Had no real plans to change that and couldn’t really give a hoot about Spanefeller or hulk Hogan or whatever other garbage goes…

I was thinking Jag coupe, but we’re on the same page:

The offical AV Club party line is that The Last Jedi was an amazing movie that revitalized the Star Wars franchise, and if you didn’t like it you are a sexist CHUD who deserves to rot in your parents’ basement for all eternity.

He doesn’t have to worry about his job - as is the case with any failing company, the employees with talent and options are the first ones to pack up and head elsewhere (Demuro, George, King, Lee, etc.). As the organization spirals downward, the lazy, incompetent, and untalented employees just stick around because…

Shilling has no plan, or anything constructive to add.  His basic M.O. is to villify business owners because they are rich, and therefore evil.

I should probably have been clearer above that half pay is not universal; the standard UI payout varies from state to state. Where I am it’s 50% pay up to a maximum of $864/week (plus $600 under the CARES Act, plus extra allowances for dependents) but that is relatively generous. In some states (hi there, Mississippi)…

You are responding to a blogger that said you sounded like an executive. There is a reason this kid is a blogger and will be until he figures out a way to go on disability permanently.

Do you have a better plan Erik Shilling, or are you just going to be snarky, dismissive, and insulting and then do absolutely nothing to back it up?

But it gets about 610 disruptions per mile, which is the mostest highest right now.

So do the residents of mental institutions...

I agree - but outrage is more fun