My kids’ elementary school does them several times a year. Kindergartners practicing for “bad guys”. Fuck.

As someone that grew up on government cheese and powdered milk I have to say this is a terrible idea. Also to this date I hate cheese and milk.

I was coming to say that. He played Ryan O’Reily which made it hard to see him as the beeper king. I sort of expected him to stomp heads when people made fun of him.

This isn’t new. My parents insurance plan tried to deny them coverage 10 years ago when my step dad went to the hospital with chest pain and shortness of breath since it turned out to not be a heart attack like he though. Considering my mom lost my dad to a heart attack you can be damn sure she didn’t let that fly.

First of all, he wasn’t the real Santa. Second of all, he asked for it.

Of course women only need 8 when the men needed at least 12.

Doesn’t he realize the more he talks the less I want to do the thing that makes babies.

I would maybe possibly conjure up a shred of something other that utter disdain for him if he said “Oh well this is god punishing me for being a sexual predator, but y’all are still next”

I’d choose a crying baby over someone that wants to talk to me the entire flight any day.

Common law marriage doesn’t exist in PA

Did that class also tell you that a whole religion worships a zombie?

We always heard the same rumor about Amish Folks too. Not true for either one.

It was less a criticism and more a “fun fact.” I saw something where they talked about it.

Countdown style!

The actor that plays Greg apparently sucks at dancing except for tap. Notice he tapped in “settle for me” also.

This is such an Elle Woods argument. I love it.

Don’t know which one the other poster is talking about but PA requires a full school year, and yeah you pay tuition to the college you’re attending at that time on top of being unpaid.

I’m waiting for someone to talk about how shitty Eagles fans are.

It’s called “any decent lawyer can get you out of it and/or it costs more to fight than to pay.” Also you can’t contract away the right to hold someone accountable for intentional acts so dudebro is SOL.