BONE BROTH IS JUST THE SAME THING AS STOCK WHY DID PEOPLE FEEL THE NEED TO COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT TERM WHEN WE ALREADY HAVE A WORD FOR IT

Did Jezebel learn nothing from from Kanye’s apology?

Sorry to be “that person” at the party, but I can’t get onboard with mocking this kid. Her convicted criminal parents have forced her to be on tv since she was little, I can’t help but pity her.

Why....why not just take her phone away?

Give the smart phones back to the adults and the hockey sticks and jump rope back to the youths. Everybody is fucking up.

spanked their 14-year-old daughter with a hockey stick and a jump rope

Eww. Sounds like a gross reboot of Grey Gardens.

This is kind of why I find this article dubious. People literally ate anything, so I’m supposed to believe this is one thing they didn’t eat? Why? They could have been used for both rituals and food. There are lots of ancient burial traditions that involve being buried with food.

“It’s like someone took a pack of markers to my old Vampire: The Masquerade books.” -My husband.

Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.

How awkward would it be if the person you were going to have sex with pulled out a condom packet with an personalized picture of twin fetuses on it?

Yeah but like people die because of Martin Shkreli being an asshole so other people being an asshole to him is completely justified. Like, she could’ve peed in his $120 tea under the table while he was in the bathroom and that also would’ve been justified.

Hi, normal lurker, first time commenter, and German.

As a food scientist, I can tell you that sex is extremely important in food preparation. It’s not a matter of gender; it’s entirely biological. A few science facts:

The average full-term newborn absolutely does not universally need suctioning to breathe otherwise the entire human race would be extinct. The temperature change is usually sufficient.

Incorrect. Source: am a human being who has given birth, and knows many other such humans.

Eh, I knocked my ex off FB, then blocked him and haven’t seen one mention of him since. It’s been fabulous, I tell ya!

My mom and I both WEPT during Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace.