Pro tip, you unbelievably in denial psychopathic dip-shit: if you have meningitis, you’re severely ill.

I’m really enjoying the looks of confused skepticism on the faces of all the spectators.

Well, not happily...

Seriously. Kill that pretentious hipster bullshit with fire.

This fake relationship is so painfully awkward it’s giving me second hand embarrassment, and I’m not pro-Swift or pro-Hiddleston. :S

All the stars for you.

Hahaha silly me! I thought that statue of the chick with the scales and the blindfold was because justice was supposed to be blind! As in, not able to take into account the fact that a rapist is a white well to do swim star and therefor deserves a joke of a sentence!

Yeah I’ll give you that, I am (was?) just really sick of Ramsey. He needed to get taken out a long time ago.

I’ve never been to Florida and have no plans to go there, so it’s not something I’ve put any thought into, but I will say this: I was not aware that alligators are endemic to literally every body of fresh water in Florida.

But... It didn’t say ‘stay away from the water’. It said ‘no swimming’ which is not the same. It’s the difference between ‘we don’t want a lawsuit if your stupid ass drowns’ and ‘there’s giant human eating reptiles in the water’. :(

That episode... Kind of pissed me off. Mostly the battle, which should go down in history as the most poorly planned battle in Westeros.

Exactly. Color me 100 shades of unsurprised.

I wonder why they’re not being charged with trafficking.

I’m pretty sure we did go inside. If it’s a tourist attraction, my dad is there.

Oh god I had blocked it from my memory, years ago my dad relentlessly bullied me when we were in Philadelphia until I did that stupid pose on the stupid steps of whatever building it is he does that in front of so he could take a goddamn picture.

Ugh that Mugler dress is perfection. Everything else, not so much.

All of that is 100% true, and the routine removal of non-problematic wisdom teeth is still B.S.

I swear routine wisdom tooth removal is such a goddamn money making scam.

How dare that fictional disabled person not carry out the cliched narrative of struggling to overcome their disability, find meaning in life again and going on to be a strong, positive happy person living a fulfilling life who doesn’t let their disability affect them at all!

Ignoring everything else fucked up about your comment... He was sentenced to six months. Six. Months.