Sometimes I let him out in courtyard of my building, but not after dark. After dark he gets brave and I’m afraid someone’s going to take him home or he’s going to get hit by a car.

I suppose I’d get downvoted into oblivion if there was such a thing on this site, but, considering how dangerous certain jobs, such as police work, can be, I think it’s only sensible not to let a pregnant woman (I’d say person, but male pregnancies aren’t exactly common) in the way of potentially getting shot.

I will never understand y’alls weird fascination with mediocre chain mexican food.

I don’t understand the obsession over Chipotle. I’ve eaten there a few times and it’s.........fine. It’s slightly less shitty, less unhealthy fast food. That’s it. Unless you live in a rural area where you have limited dining options, this place is no big whoop. I get that people like what they like but can somebody…

Both brands of kosher hot dogs are on the “good” list, so I remain vindicated in my apparently “uptight” (according to my entire family) refusal to eat any other kind of hot dog.

Shit, I think it can see into my pap smear results.

“Congrats, I wish you well!” — is the only appropriate response from anyone who is not Chrissy Teigen, John Legend, or her doctor.

“He keeps saying shit like, “but you still love me, right.”

1) I grew up in NYC and now live in the Pacific Northwest. I do not fear fish nor seafood and have always had it well cooked in whatever format. One thing: most people have farmed salmon*, which is fine, but may be bland. Also, when planning to have fish for a meal, cook your starch dishes and veggies FIRST, then do…

I used to comment regularly on Jezebel for years (under a different name) and stopped because of the feeling the author describes when someone she assumed would be an ally made her feel unwelcome.

I had two preemies. It is not a reasonable reaction to a birth two months before schedule to not seek medical attention for the infant after delivery. Nothing about a three pound baby looks fine to stay home and hope for the best - this is not an observation that requires a medical degree, just fucking common sense.…

Charge the everloving fuck out of that midwife.

Preach, Kim. Being pregnant fucking sucks. It’s totally worth the prize at the end but holy shit, I hated being pregnant.

I still feel that it’s odd ANY reporting or interviewing goes on in a locker room, TBH.

I feel like the bigger story is that an infant is living in a prison. What the what?

Yep. Poor bastard probably wondered why the hell a Thai restaurant would have pot pie, but was too scared to ask his hormonally-deranged love of his life for clarification. He just got his ass over to Thai Garden and hoped for the best.

If they are going to be that damn strict on what the kids can dress then just have school uniforms and be done with it.

Don’t insult the process that goes into the product you consume.

That’s because you like a made-up face and live in a culture that lets you delude yourself otherwise. It’s o.k. to like makeup on people, but at least have the self respect to admit that instead of cattily assuming that the few times you ever actually see an un-madeup face then that person must be especially ugly…

Actual Dr in a no gown country.