I feel cheated by fertility. After only a month and a half of amazing awesome unprotected trying-to-get-pregnant sex I was knocked up.

Thank you Kumail! I was so goddamn disappointed with X-Files this past Monday. The episode just kept getting worse ad worse. :(

LOL!

Chagrined because I don’t like agreeing with an asshole, I have no problem with rich people snowboarding.

As much as I would like to disagree with you because you’re being a douche and possibly trolling... Snowboarding is definitely an upper middle class hobby. :\

Well, since you asked, I made enchiladas.

I said almost exactly the same thing in reply to another comment on this article. Comment twins!

Seriously. The scientific (and in some cases basic anatomical) ignorance of this article and the comments are really depressing.

We are just beginning to understand exactly how intimately (no pun intended) the symbiotic relationship we have with the bacteria that live all over us, and constitute multiple pounds of our body weight, impacts our health, and all signs point to ‘very much so’. Colonizing C-section babies with the bacteria they would…

Yes. Silk long johns are the best thing ever. I am seriously wearing them right now.

Okay, I was really amused for a really long time but now I’m kind of worried her kid is going to die from malnutrition.

AMEN.

I swear I’m not a narcissist that stars her own post multiple times, I just don’t know how kinja works!

Did Jezebel learn nothing from from Kanye’s apology?

Someone seriously needs to grab PETA off the street, euthanize it in the back of a van and leave it in a black plastic trash bag in a dumpster already.

I know it’s been said before, but I feel like it needs to be said again, for emphasis. That is not a spanking, that is a beating.

Damn. Joey’s definitely got a silver fox thing going on...

Is her band named after a Love ad Rockets character? If so, love.

Gyms are bacteria ridden cesspools. Who the fuck is having sex AT the gym?