Skinny’s babies cumming soon?

Muslim isn’t a race, get your discrimination straight.

Hey so PSA, if your henna tattoo is black it’s absolutely not henna, it’s some cocktail of who knows what dyes that may or may not be good for you or give you a nasty allergic reaction/chemical burn.

Yes to all of those questions. American Graffiti was a staple of Me and Mom time when I was a tween.

I don’t know what text books you’re reading because that is in no way true.

What are the odds that your loved one will see the text, call the police and the police will respond to your location in a timely enough manner to do anything? Does it even know your location? Does it use GPS? What if you’re in an apartment building, do they knock on every apartment door until they find the apartment…

Because car alarms worked out so well.

Because travel is a privilege?

I’m glad I’m not the only (Bad Feminist?) person that feels this way.

I don’t know if this makes me a skinflint or Scrooge or something but I have to point out, you can get Girl Scout Cookies all year round at the cookie aisle, they’re just re-branded and marked up Keebler cookies...

The only reason I clicked was to find out whether Hebrew National passed the test. *High five*

I am not a violent person, but if I saw this bitch on the street I would trip her.

Ooh, I love it when horror movies play into super archetypal folk story patterns!

It kind of looks like they might be pockets?

110% would wear sexy pizza rat and sexy sea horse costumes. All year.

I’m glad that it helped you; I still personally find it to be belittling.

Holy shit that seems incredibly belittling. ‘Sorry you have cancer here smear some shit on your face so you’ll still be pretty.’

She took it home, made a phone call then drove it back and it was still hot enough to burn someone? That’s some seriously hot soup.

Nope nope nope. That single sleeve looks like moldy cheese.

I was fourteen, innocently sudsing up my hair in our poorly lit, dark wood paneled shower stall, when I notice a strange wood colored lump on the wall, right at eye level. Being all nearsighted without my glasses, I leaaaaan in close to investigate... and realize my nose is about two inches from a mama scorpion…