Man what the fuck is wrong with people? The SI Swimsuit Edition isn't about normal sized people or normal anything. It's specifically about featuring exceptionally good-looking and athletic swimsuit models.

Somebody else is still thinking about the Bears game yesterday, too.

Didn't Tebow routinely go down on his knee and pray after scoring a touchdown? I don't recall him ever getting penalized for that...

If you had a drink 2 weeks ago, you aren't still impaired. Marijuana is the same way, just because it stays in your system way longer doesn't mean you are impaired for more than a few hours. The trace amounts of marijuana will likely be dragged out as a big deal though, because there's some insurance company somewhere…

Far from the first time that a dick has been on full display in Downtown Chicago.

The NFL went on to identify three mitigating factors:

Ugh, no one cares what you think, you're not even real for gods sake!

Yes, yes, no.

Why won't they make this AWD already?

You're not wrong, but it was this very site who called Peverley "The most Hockey dude ever" on Monday evening. Isn't this contributing to the "hockey tough" BS?

Raise your hand if you KNEW this article was coming the minute Sherman spoke to Andrews.

6 cylinder Corvette... that's like the 4 cylinder Mustang. It's just wrong!

Excellent fucking article. Great job.

I'm going to go ahead and ape a number of other comments presented below and above by asking, "What happened to Jalopnik?"

Hey, thanks for the tip. I'll put www.regulations.gov in my daily RSS feed so I can vet this stuff ahead of time. It's all so easy now.

I notice a distinct lack of fluffy tire blankets...

Suspended five matches and stripped of her volleyball captaincy for being a designated driver for her drunk friends? I'd say she got off easy. Schiano would have cut her for being that lame.

No lawyer would have ever allowed him to admit he actually did something wrong in such unequivocal terms.

[Pictured: Joe Thornton celebrating a 4-goal game for the St. Thomas Travelers]

Yes there is a "breathalyzer" to let you know how much is too much. Allow me to inform you before you carry on with more banter that is not based on actual knowledge or fact. Officers in Colorado and in Washington carry a prick pen. Alot like a prick pen for diabetes testing. They put a drop of blood on a test…