From the ESPN body issue, duh.

commie

Leave the troll be. You are giving it what it wants.

That's actually very true now that I think about it.

OMFG WILL THERE BE A 3 PEDAL OPTION???? Do reporter things and tell me now!

Is he a "pants bear" or a "no pants bear"? Can't tell but the answer is crucial

Does "we" include deadspin's only hockey reporter - yourself?

In other news: PUT A FUCKING GPS TRACKER ON YOUR PRICELESS CARS, PEOPLE!

Looks like he is still using his pads form LA. Those colors.

wow... I mean... that's just...

Absolutely at least at the same level. Nasty dirty goal.

+1

Thanks Barry. We can always count on you to be the only deadspin writer to talk about hockey. Its like ESPN over here sometimes.

I have to take this with a grain of salt. If I were an OSU admin and SI just threw shit at me like they did - it would make a lot of sense to me to cozy up to deadspin haters of all non-deadspin sports media because you all would be most receptive to anyone with any reason to challenge SI, ESPN, etc. Great article,…

+1

too soon...

How much do you hate the obligatory girl unintelligibly screaming at the top of her lungs whenever a fight breaks out between dudebros in public. WTF is screaming like that going to do? Don't know about you all but that gets me more raged than I would have been. Happens as consistently as gravity.

el Diablo? Countach?

BOOM!