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Not really. They're valuing a presumably very brief view of their breasts at $11. They get to keep their breasts at the end of the transaction.

Their dignity is a different matter entirely.

Funny, when I first read that a pair of boobs gets you free pizza I just figured Papa John's had signed Eli Manning to an endorsement deal.

Sorry, that's some of the biggest BS I've ever read. You are STILL butthurt about Google Reader? Get over it, Feedly is already better than Google Reader ever was.

OMG EIGHT BILLION POINTS

Vortech makes a supercharger. Someone has been developing a proper electric supercharger. Crawford is balls deep in looney levels of turbo.

Deadspin Commenter: [awakens from three-day bender]

More like Brickyard 420, amirite?

Instead of snarking each other, the Sharks and ESPN should focus on what they have in common. For example, making an embarrassment of themselves whenever they get involved in words ending with -layoffs.