Please enjoy, an Ode to Shower Beer.

I think you have framed the potential role for the military in this kind of crisis incorrectly. The U.S. Army is specifically prohibited from enforcing domestic laws within the U.S. by the Posse Comitatus Act (the other branches have regulations that extend this prohibition to them). There are some exceptions to this,…

Yeah she painted a whole picture there and it was A Bummer.

Seriously. I hate that Splinter is gone and the sad thing is, I don’t miss it as much for their own posts as for the bulk of smart commenters who dug deeper and offered additional links and information. I can read the news anywhere, but I don’t dip into comment sections anywhere outside of the GMG...which I guess…

It really, really is. 

I’m assuming this was the winner of this year’s Jezebel Scary Stories Contest...

He also only got the title of Iron Chef because of his connections, Masaharu Morimoto was robbed. Pepper Glazed Ribs?!? get out of here with that...I mean it sounds delicious but still.

Mom and I always gag at the “MY WONDERFUL, HANDSOME, PERFECT HUSBAND” and “MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE I’M BLESSED TO BE MARRIED TO” stuff, and were absolutely delighted to hear this. We just figured it was someone else who always gagged at all the endless praise people have for their spouses.  The only thing that could be…

What kind of upside down world do you live in if Jeopardy is first? I have lived in multiple states, on both coasts, and in the north and the south. The wheel is first and Jeopardy is second. 

People who convert from secularism to religious orthodoxy are among the most aggressively conservative people out there.

I want you to know I sing Werewolf Bar Mitzvah to myself on at least a monthly basis, with significant upticks in October. Great handle :)

Once a year, he scours factory floors to gather up all the leftover plastic parts that are stamped out of plastic Halloween masks to make eyeholes: $AVING$!

Nice username-comment synergy.

Please stop advertising this douchebag.

“I can sit here right now and say what we did is the stupidest thing in the world. Dumb. Crazy. But like I said, we’d do it again.

Remember when people thought he was a fresh young progressive voice?

Did Trump just...call for his own impeachment??

isn’t Carmen Klandiego kind of racist

With all due respect to those with disabilities and not making excuses for her, but are we sure she’s not suffering from FAS? She has the eye folds, nose bridge, and the smooth upper lip. Maybe she can’t comprehend higher levels of thought as to why her behavior is problematic and someone close to her should be more…

I’m thinking not that bright.