Fun random fact: I met Cody Simspon at an airport bar in Europe, summer of 2014. I had no idea who he was, I was hanging out solo having a glass of wine and I noticed the two men next to me pounding multiple shots of espresso. I said something sarcastic and we struck up a friendly conversation. He was traveling with…

She looks like she was made out of all the crap God had left over after building Britney Spears.

The meat industry is inflicting horrific cruelty at an unimaginable scale while destroying the planet in the process. But sure, the real problem is using the correct terminology.

Never believe that “Influencer” is an actual long term career.

To go with that: Don’t go on Facebook. Nothing good comes from putting your private life out in public.

When I was 8 years old, my dad took me to see John Smoltz (Hall-of-Fame Atlanta Braves Pitcher) speak at a father/son breakfast at our church. After Smoltz did his bit, he took some time to sign some autographs. We were watching all these shitty kids and their equally ill-mannered fathers jostle each other and shove…

H.O.L.Y. S.H.I.T.

Not exactly advice per say, and not exactly given to me... but an interaction I watched in traffic once has stuck with me, wherein one party was busy trying to cut off the other party, shouting and gesturing, etc. They arrived at a red light at last, and the offended party exited his vehicle, pounded on the asshole’s…

Rose is just seeking her 15 of fame.

Totally unrelated, but I feel like it’s worth saying given the Splinter bullshit today, and this is probably one of the most-read articles on the site so I’m saying it here...

The new ads are so aggressive and over-the-top that I’m going out of my way to NOT patronize the companies advertised. I actually used to use…

Jim Spanfeller

What the hell is that crap .

stop writing about this dirt of a person.

I really hope at least one NBC or other exec has at least one flash where they realize they went through all this and are losing everything now for scum like Weinstein and Lauer.

It does happen, all the time. I’m sorry you know dumb drug dealers, but there are plenty who get away with it. They aren’t thugged up idiots, they just stick to business.

There has been a clear correlation in the past between the volume (and wildness) of his Tweets and his fear level. That boy is fucking terrified right now. For someone as deluded as he is, with his almost complete lack of self-awareness, that means the shit is getting to a depth that is unmissable this time. I am…

Well, looks like we found the radical leftist...

That shit happens all the fucking time. Look Dallas PD are some bull mutha fucking shit, but let us not underestimate the power of dumb drug dealers and dumb people who will rob them. There was a local story where someone was killed in a weed robbery for less than an ounce it was killed and all of them went to jail.…

Anyone else originally think that the jackass was Draymond? Because obviously!?