(So, we’re already dead and don’t know it, right?

I assumed this was a post about Great Hill Partners.

Hi, Fran Gentildouche, long time Hollywood casting director here.

I don’t give a shit about sports but I’d read great articles on Deadspin constantly. I don’t give a shit about cars, but I was frequently exposed to great reads on Jalopnik because the sites are all connected. I’m not black but I’ve read some amazing content on The Root. I can only assume other readers are like me,…

Spanfeller looks a LOT like Brett Kavanaugh.

This all absolutely fucking blows. I don’t have much hope that my favorite little corner of the internet is going to survive all of this intact, but I do hope above all else that things go well for all the editorial staff from the entire family of sites.

A good Kotaku blog post for these times.

I’m about to need an actual barf bag.

Didn’t it die today?

Jizz Jim is going to have to pry Drew’s annual Williams-Sonoma holiday catalog review from my cold, dead hands.

Thinking of all of you with GMG today. This has been completely wild.

Fuck Jim Spanfeller, who is a herb

And here I thought that was going to be about that asshole Paul Maidment and how he fired the Deadspin Editor-in-Chief.

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

But where is the lie?
Narcissists are some of the most well-adjusted, 100% content assholes I’ve ever met. They never feel guilt or shame or remorse; the worst that befalls them is the world not getting how absolutely fucking uniquely special they are. Even if it’s all in their head (which it usually is), they always…

If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through.

Malinois!!

Trump’s silence on the booing has been deafening. This is a man who will rage tweet over the smallest slight, but he hasn’t said a thing about being loudly booed by thousands of people in front of a crowd he expected to be friendly. He’s obsessed with him image and how the media portrays him and this has been widely…

And as usual, the big orange blabbermouth can’t shut up and freaks out the people who actually know what’s going on.

SNL spoofed these Trump zealots nicely: