Keep your roadkill albino possums out of the cup, you Philistines!

I don’t seem to recall making any appeals to freedom of speech. Let me re-read my comment...yep, nothing there at all. Looks like you’re an angry idiot. Good luck with that.

I’m loving Miley’s full embrace of Jackie Jormp-Jomp energy. 

He's also apparently had veneers applied to his sclera, to match his goofy chiclet choppers.

He wasn't wrong. Cool way to win the argument though.

I learned it from an episode of Big Bang Theory. The embarrassment is all mine.

Pete, nobody cares. Scurry back to whatever weird colony of homunculi that sprouted you.

To be fair, fuck the meat industry.

Never tweet.

I like it. From what I can see, it definitely looks capable of keeping out rain and wild animals. It appears to have places to sit and facilities for food storage and preparation. I bet it's even climate controlled. Altogether adequate for supporting basic life functions.

Just drop trou and hang your butt over the handrail, age of sail style. 

Cardi B is a garbage human.

Remind me not to spike a Farrow story. Jesus, he's burning these assholes to cinders. Hope it was worth it to protect Harvey fucking Weinstein.

The world: Hey, here’s a completely undeserved 15th second chance. Just don’t be an asshole, okay?

The Kurds were always going to get fucked in the end. 

The good news is that his pants-shitting fear is somewhat masked by his pre-existing incontinence.

Pretty impressive to be able to anger a journalistic marshmallow like Chucky. The winds are a'blowin.

Hard as a two day old turd.

I joined the Marines and deployed half a world away. Take that, mom!

There is a sizable portion of white America that sees this as the exact cure for racism. All our problems would be solved if black people would just forgive us for everything.