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Holy shit, he’s schisming from reality in real time. This would be pathetic if he weren’t such a cunt.

You understand that the whistleblower followed the legally prescribed and protected internal process for submitting the complaint, right?

Dean Baquet should be kneecapped with David Brooks’ shit-thick skull.

South Carolina seems like an appropriate venue for a Joe Dirt theme wedding. I assume that’s the look he’s been cultivating for a while now.

My ex-step-grandfather-in-law made his fortune with a mannequin factory in Wisconsin. Generations of his family have been cursed ever since. Don't fuck with ancient evil forces people, it's not worth it.

Fuck yes put him in a pod and cast it into the sea. 

13% of respondents were unable to choose, having sustained traumatic brain injuries attempting to eat the images of food they saw on a television commercial. America:whatcha gonna do?

He should hire AB as a consultant.

You misspelled 2002. Easy mistake to make.

Cash on the barrelhead, chucklefucks.

The whistleblower is a sentient portrait of Martin Van Buren. Not such a shitty president now huh, motherfuckers!

I'm getting more of an Ancient Mariner feeling here. The visor is there to keep albatross shit off her head.

Lucky for him that Republicans are known for principled loyalty. They definitely won't turn on the guy who has held their party hostage once there is blood in the water, no sirree.

Fat boy just bricked his drawers in that tweet. I love that actual fear has penetrated his shell of narcissistic ignorance for once.

They'll look great when a flying house from Kansas lands on you.

I miss her tweets lamenting our boneheaded refusal to swallow her bullshit uncritically.

You failed to incorporate at least one criticism of hIlARy CliNTon. Krueger will be displeased.

Amazing that you don't see the irony in your comment.

It was a mistake born of igneous.

There's a whole bunch of pathology packed into that tweet. Vanky is a messed up person.