They’re all doing it?! <furiously googles “dustin diamond” +politics +podcast> Don't get my hopes up like that.

A moth desperately seeking a flame.

Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and judge that book by its creepy cover. Holy shit.

Team deep vein thrombosis!

They had the opportunity to do something truly wonderful and entertaining with him, like scaphism. We'll look back on this missed chance with great regret one day.

Exactly, but the opposite of what you said!

Exactly!

Take Katherine with you.

When you're addressing a slavering pack of vicious window lickers, it pays to keep your communication style simple and largely devoid of actual ideas. Sounds and fury signifying nothing goes a long way with this crowd.

Imagine being this upset over a blog post.

Are we interpreting that as altruism?

Narrator: It shows

Scavengers are an important, if unappreciated, player in the cycle of life and death. Processing carrion and helping to reduce the threat of disease from putrefying corpses is a vital service. 

To be fair, it's not like he sexually assaulted Senator McSally.

That ship has sailed. You can never unsee a formerly esteemed colleague shitting his pants after guzzling a dozen beers at the company Christmas party.

It's an elaborate gag by George Soros: present standard conservative positions, written at a 5th grade level, so as to totally fly over the head of your average Republican.

Tiberius essentially created Caligula by murdering his whole family and holding him hostage on his creepy sex island for years.

My favorite nutjob emperor was always Tiberius, but his name doesn’t carry the same connotations these days.

At least the Romans could take a measure of solace in the idea that they didn't elect Nero.

It's all pipes!