Keeerist...that selfish quote is something. 

Border Patrol is where you go when you get timed out of the military for not being promotable. These people are like TSA with guns.

A good start. Now kill yourself, you useless turd.

I genuinely hope she has just enough of a moment of lucidity right after she dies to understand that none of her money matters even the tiniest bit and her the brief memory of her extreme shittiness will be the only artifact of her existence.

The man knows his audience: a pack of shit-hearted cowards who’ll glom onto anything that moves their base. These pathetic ticks would rim a golden statue of Mohammed if they thought it represented the best chance for a win.

Save everybody the trouble an just throw the money directly off a bridge, or in a dumpster, or leave it piled as an obstacle on busy a sidewalk.

He’s the dickhead in the band who tunes his guitar to A432 because "cosmic resonance".

This is what happens when tall goblins pass as human.

How what’s done? What do you think was accomplished here, other than feeding an obvious troll?

Denying a baiting liar the dignity of a response is not about maintaining civility. It's a proven strategy for countering bad faith bullshit, don't get drawn into their narrative framing.

There once was a man named Hickenlooper

Hard pass. Next time save yourself the effort and just post the press release.

Cool bike. Absolutely ludicrous price.

A lamb is cry in the mountains. Sometimes is come the mother, sometimes the wolf.

Damn media and their insistence of using previous elected office as some kind of valid judgement of presidential candidates. Jack shit for experience is working out really great right now.

The rule at the pool when I was a youngster was that the only way down was to jump. I'm sure it traumatized a few kids, but the life lessons were priceless: adults can be dicks.

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First I read it in English and was like big whoop. Then I read it in American, very funny!

Block her? I hardly naeher!

My grandma was convinced that her room in her assisted living memory care facility was in fact her childhood home in New Jersey, and that her parents and siblings were always just in the next room. I don't know if this comforted or distressed her. I'm quite sure that Trump's ideas about homelessness comfort him.