Looks like he could use a hug

“Broncos”

Theory: This is all bullshit. He’s not injured. They’re crafting a distraction to exploit an overconfident, pass-rush-heavy Jacksonville.

I was just pathetically perusing the old memories and zoomed in on a picture of my family at a Behind the Fence party at Cleveland Municipal Stadium at some point in the late ‘80s.

Money, Kaep, Hoes

Rocky Balboa is 30 years old. He has been in Philadelphia’s minor-league system since 1955, and he has spent almost all of that time at Mighty Mick’s. Other than a very brief showing fighting Spider Rico in a local boxing ring—the Cambria Fight Club (“The Bucket of Blood”) which was located inside a chapel—he was…

It will be selling for $133,000 on eBay

I can’t see real good. Is that Nolan Arenado over there?

“Staying stacked” is a double entendre, which also refers to keeping his medicine drawer full.

The Patriots are, without a doubt, the all-time, best-ever, historical, unparalleled, peerless sports franchise at pissing me the fuck off over and over and over again.

Charles Barkley not taking credit for this run has the same odds as me not waking up to terrifying news from D.C. tomorrow. Interestingly enough, Barkley would not take that bet. (Because he sucks at gambling.)

Why would the Cavs give up Skyline Chili when Cincinnati is over 200 miles from Cleveland? They are separate universes.

Um, how about the lady in sunglasses behind him?

Justin Simmons blocked it. Will Parks returned it.

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I like him.

You could also move to Omaha. Nobody's bombing Omaha.

I’m bout to sit down, too, since that singer decided to go all extra past tense with the anthem outta nowhere.