How the fuck did this article get posted with not a single picture of the subject matter in it?

Is that you, Progressive Liberal?

#1:

We found love in a ropeless place.

This is impressive, I usually tense up anytime I finally get near third base.

“You made the right call bro. I’d have totally done the same thing, even if I knew the correct title.”

“SKELLLLLAAAAA!!!”

Rivers Romo needs to grow up and start a band called “Geezer”

A cab driver almost hit me on my bike two years ago when I had to swerve to avoid a pedestrian who stepped into the bike lane on Bleecker. He also honked his horn. The press never reported anything about it.

Go Falcons.

Let’s meet back here in four years to see how this fucking bet pays off.

They couldn’t reach agreeement on Hume’s first principles of the contents of the mind.

Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

Haven’t seen someone spend this much time running around Philadelphia with inevitable disappointment on the horizon since Hillary Clinton.

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

Ahem: go fuck yourself

The Spurs just became my NBA team.

nah

Yet another reason to despise the New England Scoundrels