Wait, but now what will distract me from the terrible party I am attending?
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Those hail stones were put in the humidor before being brought back out onto the field and considered regulation
Wait, did you seriously lead by saying this wasn't a memorable game?
That Peru vs. Colombia game’s forecast is a snowstorm.
Can’t believe you didn’t mention the drunken, debauched, delightful Bourbon Street of Denver a.k.a. the Party Porch a.k.a. the Rooftop.
Colorado fan here getting dangerously close to investing feelings that, upon the inevitable collapse of these Rockies, might require more work by my psychiatrist than after the Broncos Super Bowl loss to the Seahawks.
Denver is #1. Otherwise, pretty spot on.
Keith is a rough scene, but he’s not a piece of shit. Proportionally, he’s like a corn kernel to Donald’s post-Chipotle load. The fact that I find myself rooting for him in this situation demonstrates how low we’ve sunk and scares me to my very core.
Drew Mag-ary go fuck yourself. - Works great as Nationwide jingle
That’s because the Broncos will own both end zones! - Fake hubris from scared shitless Broncos fan
* Fills ball with giant bong rip exhale *
I did buuuut then my before and halfway through were all:
Osweiler is dope. Ain't no sorry state.
Cool findings although I'm partial to Bombary Dry over Sapphire and I fuck with Junípero like whoa.
Yup yup!
Yup yup!
Sweet list of stouts, ports and fucking SWEET ACTION.
Your parents don't have a landline? The only people keeping landlines in business are parents.
Parsing through this whole thing like it's a Vatican encyclical really illuminates just how dumb this whole charade is / Go Broncos
He clearly ate a Fenway Frank.