The red ones from the ’80s were even better.

Agreed. Or, even their 80's ones were better.

Aside: The Falcons should go back to those ‘90s uniforms permanently.

I see it really Dent over his head.

Dear Jorge,

I think Trump knows that his base doesn’t really want an end to the ACA so he’ll make a huge splash by vetoing the repeal. Trump has a golden opportunity here to stand up to Congress and he bladder take it.

With all this back and forth, Harvey really comes across as two-faced.

“Man, if I had a suit jacket button for every time I fucked up over the past few years...”

“Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks.”—Roger Ebert

They switched to Monster Cables.

How is he going to watch Yankees games now?!

The worst part happened when he discovered that Aaron Rodgers wasn’t actually inside the TV.

Not true. For example, we were very much involved in encouraging the creation of the colonies, and in fact we were one of the few countries that supported King Leopold in taking the Congo (the European leaders didn’t want to share Africa with the Belgians, but we saw opportunities). America was also a massive consumer…

Really though I think we can all come together and agree that those are clearly the ears of SOME kind of space elf rather than the ears of a normal elf.

Clearly Romulan. Now who’s the racist!?

those are vulcan ears, ya racist.

You’re not paranoid if they’re actually out to fuck over your country.

“So let’s talk about the time you investigated the corrupt Blatter.”
“Actually, if you read the report, it wasn’t corruption. He actually paid them to do that.”

Unable to understand her slurred speech but requiring a statement, deputies repeatedly asked Willis what she was talking about.

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